Cellphones Give You Cancer
A big “duh” here. I told my mom this back in the early 90s when everyone started buying those god awful satellite dish devices. We’d sit in the car and as soon as a signal would come in, my head would start pounding like crazy. It’d start to hurt before the damn thing would start ringing. She’d laugh at me and say I was imagining things, but I could even tell when she was facing at me or not with my eyes closed.
A few years later, I like the sheep I was, ended up getting one like other kids my age. That thing would give me HEADACHES like hell. But I kept it like the good little consumerist I was.
Now I’m stricken with a full blown iphone addiction and my senses to the radiation have all but dulled. Well they’re publishing all these studies and dumb shit like that. Any study that says other-wise is dumb, and so is anyone who doesn’t believe they give you cancer. We just haven’t had them long enough to see the long term effects; in about 20 years I’m going to be laid up in a hospital bed with a tumor the size of a watermelon in my head on one of those commercials talking about how I would’ve had a brain if I had just put that evil iphone down years earlier. FML
And anyone who says otherwise, again is dumb. Those same “agencies” that say that it’s harmless just like they did back in the 1940’s when doctors used to prescribe cigarettes. Mhmm…